A professor at MEMORIAL UNIVERSITY OF NEWFOUNDLAND, was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his buddies.'
It took 10 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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Deeping
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
Never instal version 1.0
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
As I grow older, my mind doesn't just wander......sometimes it buggers off completely!!
You can't avoid growing up, but you can be immature all your life!
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
Haha! Husband laffed out loud with that one. A very rare occurrence!!
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
Welcome back Champ!
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
Great way to return to the tribe. Glad to see your sense of humor has remained sufficiently gross for this forum, Deeping.anonstarter wrote:
Welcome back Champ!
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