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spaceprobe
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Ok I have my suspicions (Meldrew or Stylar come to mind) has to who trained and sent a demonic seagull to shit all over my clean bike making sure a huge pile of shite found its way under the back rest. Remember I know where you live be afraid be very afraid. Be on your guard Mac and other Sym owners evil is about :twisted:
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I will do! Need to keep the Joymax under cover. At least it's white!
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spaceprobe wrote:Ok I have my suspicions (Meldrew or Stylar come to mind) has to who trained and sent a demonic seagull to shit all over my clean bike making sure a huge pile of shite found its way under the back rest. Remember I know where you live be afraid be very afraid. Be on your guard Mac and other Sym owners evil is about :twisted:
The secret is don't wash it,seagulls only like clean machinery. :x

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Spaceprobe

I have hoooj stores of bullshit here, far more toxic then seagull crap!

We also have a superb 'gun' that can point our bullshit towards any target you should wish!

Tee hee!

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SYMUK wrote:Spaceprobe

I have hoooj stores of bullshit here, far more toxic then seagull crap!

We also have a superb 'gun' that can point our bullshit towards any target you should wish!

Tee hee!

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does it come in matt black to match my Max?
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We have an elite squad of starlings up here.

I chained my bike to a light pole carefully making sure I had it on the opposite side from the overhanging light that birds might perch. The little bastards managed to judge the windage so they still got me on the far side red-face.gif
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York is a 'Prime Target!'

Selective of course.....

On another note.....

MY Scooter arrives on Monday and I will be out there putting miles on it!

Hard life....

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What colour have you gone for Steve? Watch those bends you can really throw the 600 into them. However remember I am still the principal 600 owner in the country so don't get ideas above your station.
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