As a trucker stops for a red light on the A12 a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and
you are losing some of your load!"

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops
for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car
runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!!!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the
truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!!!!!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says,............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving a bloody gritter......"

old joke. And they don't grit the A12!

mottza wrote:old joke. And they don't grit the A12!

F*cking search function! I searched long and hard to see if anyone had posted this "old" joke before - I even went through every one of your 5133 posts twice in case I missed it the first time.

There I was, trying to lift the spirits, with a topical weather related jest.

walthamforest.gov.uk wrote:
Roads - gritting - frequently asked questions (FAQ)

5. Who grits the A406 and A12?

Transport for London (TfL) grit the A406 and A12.

http://www.walthamforest.gov.uk/Pages/FAQ.aspx?lgsl=561

I am hoping you've got their phone number, my faith - in any search engine - has now been totally destroyed.

Deeping, Deeping wherefore art thou Deeping? You don't confuse 'intention' with 'contention'.