A while back, I picked up a lovely date.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"