Recently I went to the doctor for my annual check up. The nurse asked how much I weighed. I told her 135 pounds. Then she weighed me and the scale said 160 pounds. She asked me how tall I was. I said 5 feet 5 inches. She measured me and I was only 5 feet 3 inches. She then took my blood preasure and told me it was high.

'Of course it's high' I replied. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender. Now i'm short and fat!'