A right muppet

[mottza]

Ooooo that's not a good idea mottza. how much mess did it do

One tangled chain and broke the plastics on the disc lock.

[Steve_D]

Not bike related but it literally just happened an hour ago and reminded me of this post. Took my cocker spaniel out for a walk this morning and decided to call in my Mums and take her tiny, pampered miniature Shitzu dog out with us. Went to a local country park and needed a piss. Tied my dog up outside the toilets but couldn't tie the small dog up because it had one of those retractable lead things so I took it in with me. Whilst holding the dog under my arm with one hand I was struggling to undo my flies and get my old chap out with the other, the dog wriggled from my grasp and ended up in the urinal! Yuk. Had to take it to a nearby stream to give it a dunking. Didn't dare tell my Mum that I'd briefly turned her Shitzu into a Pisszu!

[Cookie]

You must have been trying hard not to laugh at the same time as being annoyed Steve!

Paul

[andyscooter]

left my dog outside a news agents once

was half way home when i realised id forgotton somthing

[victor]

i went out to work on nightshift and forgot house keys arrived home at 4 o'clock in morning i sat outside in car not wanting to wake the wife,
sent a text message to see if see was up, see had been up since 4 0'clock not been able to sleep phone on silent.

[irev]

Other classic one is to try and ride off or rev the engine with a lock/chain still attached.

Been there.

Done that.

Bugger.

[burgerman]

Again, not bike related, but last weekend we were at the mother-in-law's (85 going on silly!). Mrs B raised the subject of a neighbour having a key to her bungalow, in case she had a fall, or took ill, as we're about a half hour away if anything happened. She said "Oh no, but I keep a spare back door key in the garage" Mrs B said "So could your neighbour get in the garage for the key?" She said "Of course not, I keep it locked - the key's in the kitchen"
In-laws - you couldn't make 'em up!

[richie the 1st]

When I picked up my 2nd Honda sh125i,i walked to the bus stop,about 1 mile,waited for the bus,ever other bus stopped,except my 1.Was thinking,"i have forgotting something"..???????????????? My 1 came along,got 1 foot on it.Then it hit me,[not the bus]I Had forgotten my crash helmet.Plonker,had to walk 1 mile back,1 mile back to bus stop,and it was raining...