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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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Dear Lord

by anonstarter » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:39 am
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by anonstarter » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:39 am

In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.
It was so sweet and sincere that I wanted to share it...

Dear Lord,
This has been a...

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Views: 1527

Last post by anonstarter
Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:39 am
The Golfing Nun...

by anonstarter » Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:39 am
Last post by Deeping » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:31 am
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by anonstarter » Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:39 am

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

'What troubles you, Sister?'...

Replies: 1
Views: 1635

Last post by Deeping
Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:31 am
nude (safe to view)

by Deeping » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:08 am
Last post by Whatsisname » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:58 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:08 am

nude.jpg

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Last post by Whatsisname
Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:58 pm
Desperate times...

by anonstarter » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:17 pm
Last post by Deeping » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:11 pm
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by anonstarter » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:17 pm

A man went into a urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect.
The doctor checked him out then told him...

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Views: 1579

Last post by Deeping
Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:11 pm
The Blood Donor...

by anonstarter » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:19 am
Last post by anonstarter » Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:44 am
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by anonstarter » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:19 am

THE BLOOD DONOR

An Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to obtain blood in case the...

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Views: 1858

Last post by anonstarter
Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:44 am
Hayabusa rider...

by anonstarter » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:07 am
Last post by Deeping » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:36 pm
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by anonstarter » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:07 am

A Hayabusa rider walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â£20 notes.

He...

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Views: 1743

Last post by Deeping
Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:36 pm
The importance of good grammar...

by anonstarter » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:51 am
Last post by Deeping » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:08 pm
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by anonstarter » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:51 am

On his 64th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a Native American medicine man who was touring...

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Views: 2715

Last post by Deeping
Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:08 pm
Thanks...

by anonstarter » Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:36 am
Last post by mightbesane » Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:46 am
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by anonstarter » Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:36 am

As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year.

I am totally screwed up now and have little...

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Views: 1754

Last post by mightbesane
Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:46 am
Scottish Marriage ProposalÃ¢â‚¬Â

by Deeping » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:17 am
Last post by Zed » Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:17 pm
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by Deeping » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:17 am

edited link

last link was wrong sorry

thanks zed, sorted

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Last post by Zed
Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:17 pm
Peppermint Taste

by Deeping » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:19 am
Last post by JohnR93 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:58 pm
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by Deeping » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:19 am

> Peppermint Taste

>

>

> John went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan

> was made and Banker Bill , who lent the...

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Last post by JohnR93
Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:58 pm
Tractor fun

by halfabusa » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:07 pm
Last post by macp » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:24 pm
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by halfabusa » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:07 pm

By far the funniest bit of madness i've ever seen :lol:

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Last post by macp
Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:24 pm
My hands are freezing cold

by Deeping » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:51 pm
Last post by macp » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:03 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:51 pm

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blistery day.
The daughter said to her mother,
'My hands are freezing cold.'...

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Views: 1817

Last post by macp
Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:03 pm
chavs

by Deeping » Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:39 am
Last post by SpikeOne » Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:24 pm
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by Deeping » Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:39 am

found this on face book 550351_10151362035699384_204413541_n.jpg

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Views: 2164

Last post by SpikeOne
Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:24 pm
Contagious

by Steve_D » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:10 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:44 am
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by Steve_D » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:10 pm

Teacher say's to the class Today we're going to talk about the word 'contagious'. Who can give me a sentence with that word in it ?

Little Debbie...

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Views: 1886

Last post by anonstarter
Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:44 am
musics good

by Deeping » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:09 am
Last post by anonstarter » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:43 am
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by Deeping » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:09 am

Copied this from facebook

We all know that if you pull enough wheelies, endos and burnouts, Monster Energy girls will magically appear out of...

Replies: 1
Views: 1619

Last post by anonstarter
Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:43 am
The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets...

by anonstarter » Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:05 am
Last post by Deeping » Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:32 pm
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by anonstarter » Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:05 am

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day.

Now we do not see you anymore.

We are lonesome here, and it...

Replies: 1
Views: 1662

Last post by Deeping
Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:32 pm
God save the Queen!

by SpikeOne » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:13 pm
Last post by Deeping » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:44 pm
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by SpikeOne » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:13 pm

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in...

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Views: 1509

Last post by Deeping
Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:44 pm
You dont know shi...

by anonstarter » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:44 pm
Last post by Deeping » Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:46 pm
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by anonstarter » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:44 pm

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, Let's talk. I've heard that flights go...

Replies: 1
Views: 1709

Last post by Deeping
Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:46 pm
The Schitts...

by anonstarter » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:40 pm
Last post by Deeping » Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:43 pm
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by anonstarter » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:40 pm

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says You don't know Jack Schitt. Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the...

Replies: 1
Views: 1630

Last post by Deeping
Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:43 pm
Akmed the dead terrorist

by bornagainbiker » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:17 pm
Last post by macp » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:10 pm
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by bornagainbiker » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:17 pm

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Views: 2097

Last post by macp
Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:10 pm
Neighbours...

by anonstarter » Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:31 am
Last post by Deeping » Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:44 pm
Replies: 3
by anonstarter » Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:31 am

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front garden, my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog....

Replies: 3
Views: 1983

Last post by Deeping
Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:44 pm
Backdoor love.

by ginge » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:19 pm
Last post by frankiej1949 » Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:04 pm
Replies: 7
by ginge » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:19 pm

The wife said to me last night ''If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down...

Replies: 7
Views: 3420

Last post by frankiej1949
Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:04 pm
Otto the scooter rider

by jjprivate » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:57 pm
Last post by frankiej1949 » Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:33 am
Replies: 3
by jjprivate » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:57 pm

He belongs to a scooter friend of mine in Finland

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Views: 2555

Last post by frankiej1949
Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:33 am
One-Liners

by Deeping » Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:03 pm
Last post by Steve_D » Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:33 pm
Replies: 2
by Deeping » Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:03 pm

One-Liners - please add one better than mine

I understand that necrophilia is dead boring.

Replies: 2
Views: 1876

Last post by Steve_D
Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:33 pm
funny after 90 seconds

by terryvanman » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:04 pm
Last post by SpikeOne » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:07 pm
Replies: 2
by terryvanman » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:04 pm

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Views: 1841

Last post by SpikeOne
Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:07 pm

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