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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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suckered

by terryvanman » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:11 am
Last post by NorfolkChris » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:10 pm
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by terryvanman » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:11 am

Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved,
winning 7...

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Views: 1635

Last post by NorfolkChris
Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:10 pm
Frog

by Deeping » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:39 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:40 pm
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by Deeping » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:39 pm

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts...

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Views: 1135

Last post by anonstarter
Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:40 pm
Glasgows take on the coca cola name bottles

by Hanzo1974 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:17 pm
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by Hanzo1974 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:17 pm

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Last post by Hanzo1974
Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:17 pm
Beijing Hotel Brochure:

by terryvanman » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:49 pm
Last post by JohnR93 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:54 pm
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by terryvanman » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:49 pm

Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel
runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in...

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Views: 1201

Last post by JohnR93
Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:54 pm
Sir Tom Jones Ã¢â‚¬Ëœfar too sexyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ to be an organ donor

by anonstarter » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:51 pm
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by anonstarter » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:51 pm

Welsh superstar Sir Tom Jones has expressed his concerns today following the announcement that all Welsh people will be classed as...

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Last post by anonstarter
Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:51 pm
Misheard Lyrics...

by anonstarter » Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:40 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:57 pm
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by anonstarter » Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:40 pm

I'm willing to wager that even Meldrew, Mister Angry and JohnP can enjoy this;

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Last post by anonstarter
Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:57 pm
Golden Anniversay...

by anonstarter » Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:49 pm
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by anonstarter » Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:49 pm

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour.

Happy...

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Views: 1367

Last post by anonstarter
Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:49 pm
Food for thought...

by anonstarter » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:01 am
Last post by DMAC64 » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:54 pm
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by anonstarter » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:01 am

Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully...

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Last post by DMAC64
Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:54 pm
MEN NEVER LISTEN

by SOOTYGULL » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:40 am
Last post by DMAC64 » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:47 pm
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by SOOTYGULL » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:40 am

In hospital a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's toilet, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament....

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Last post by DMAC64
Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:47 pm
The Golfer...

by anonstarter » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:08 pm
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by anonstarter » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:08 pm

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.

Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

I...

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Views: 1346

Last post by anonstarter
Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:08 pm
Stopping Distance

by Deeping » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:49 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:19 pm
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by Deeping » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:49 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Last post by anonstarter
Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:19 pm
Psyc test for over 45's

by Deeping » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:50 am
Last post by frankiej1949 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:59 am
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by Deeping » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:50 am

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .

Take your time and see if you can read...

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Last post by frankiej1949
Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:59 am
Console wars - game sharing

by StephenC » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:43 am
Last post by MjW » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:37 pm
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by StephenC » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:43 am

This won't mean much if you have not been following the announcements about the next generation game consoles.

A new Sony video has been released...

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Last post by MjW
Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:37 pm
worst scooter rider in China - maybe

by Deeping » Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:03 pm
Last post by johnp » Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:40 am
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by Deeping » Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:03 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Last post by johnp
Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:40 am
water

by Deeping » Wed May 29, 2013 1:05 pm
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by Deeping » Wed May 29, 2013 1:05 pm

A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.
The Doc asks: What's the problem, Janet?
The woman...

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Last post by Deeping
Wed May 29, 2013 1:05 pm
seven dwarves

by Deeping » Fri May 10, 2013 11:42 pm
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by Deeping » Fri May 10, 2013 11:42 pm

The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to
the PopeÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s door and rings the doorbell. The pope answers...

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Last post by Deeping
Fri May 10, 2013 11:42 pm
Neg head...

by anonstarter » Fri May 10, 2013 7:27 am
Last post by Bluebottle » Fri May 10, 2013 1:01 pm
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by anonstarter » Fri May 10, 2013 7:27 am

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...

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Views: 1321

Last post by Bluebottle
Fri May 10, 2013 1:01 pm
Triumph V's Harley ?

by syntec4 » Wed May 01, 2013 10:26 pm
Last post by horobags » Fri May 03, 2013 8:41 pm
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by syntec4 » Wed May 01, 2013 10:26 pm

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Last post by horobags
Fri May 03, 2013 8:41 pm
Golf Club Sign

by Deeping » Wed May 01, 2013 11:02 am
Last post by JohnR93 » Wed May 01, 2013 2:58 pm
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by Deeping » Wed May 01, 2013 11:02 am

> Golf Club Sign
>
> Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:
>
> 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
>...

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Views: 1181

Last post by JohnR93
Wed May 01, 2013 2:58 pm
Kickboxer Meets a Marine

by Deeping » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:28 pm
Last post by bikerdezzie » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:14 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:28 pm

short but made me laugh

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Views: 1907

Last post by bikerdezzie
Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:14 pm
A church story

by Deeping » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:40 pm
Last post by kayz1 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:15 pm
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by Deeping » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:40 pm

A CHURCH STORY

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she...

Replies: 1
Views: 1243

Last post by kayz1
Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:15 pm
The new Irn-Bru advert.........

by visfix » Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:45 pm
Last post by MjW » Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:03 am
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by visfix » Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:45 pm

.......is feckin' class! :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX_K4mNTTI8

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Views: 2278

Last post by MjW
Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:03 am
dingos

by Deeping » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:45 pm
Last post by Mr Angry » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:32 am
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by Deeping » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:45 pm

The Australian Government and the NSW Forestry Service were presenting an alternative to NSW sheep farmers for controlling the dingo population.

It...

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Views: 1351

Last post by Mr Angry
Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:32 am
womens privates (X rated)

by horobags » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:33 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:39 am
Replies: 7
by horobags » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:33 pm

Ive just googled a clitoris , and realised Ive been licking the wifes piles for the last ten years.... :o :shock:

Replies: 7
Views: 2820

Last post by anonstarter
Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:39 am
Polish Pickle Factory...

by anonstarter » Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:18 pm
Last post by Deeping » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:03 pm
Replies: 5
by anonstarter » Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:18 pm

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

Unable to stand...

Replies: 5
Views: 2472

Last post by Deeping
Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:03 pm

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